What the hell is NMFP?
NMFP is an acronym that stands for Not My Fucking Problem. Years ago, a small group of clan-based gamers got sick and tired of the grind involved with
being part of a typical clan. We formed NMFP, a non-committal group of like-minded, mature gamers who just like to play without worrying about forced scrimmages/competition and whether or not
the clan would approve of the game you choose to play in your free time.
We have flourished thanks to your supportive donations - however joining is completely free! Come on in and have some fun with NMFP!
Community Server Features
- Reliable - Over 98% Uptime. It's always time to play on NMFP! Downtime is scheduled during off-peak hours, of which you will be notified in advanced.
- Fast - Professionally hosted 4-core server by JestServers, located in Dallas, Texas to ensure decent pings for all North American players.
- Interactive - Powered by the successor to hMod, Bukkit, the server is customized to make sure you have fun and your creations are safe, without losing the challenges of SMP.
Plugins
- Essentials - used for the majority of basic functions. Registered members get warp, teleport, personal homes, depth sensor, mail, and more!
- Minecart Mania - extensive control over minecarts! Create powerful automated minecart stations!
- Big Brother - rest easy knowing your creations are protected. Even if a griefer manages to get past our defenses, we can easily determine who the perpetrator is with the tap of a stick, and then roll back their griefing instantly.
- Now Playing - Like to scrobble with last.fm? Show the server who you're listening to, or find out what our Teamspeak 3 MusicBot is currently playing with this mod!
- DynMap - Watch the map in real-time. Player locations, chat bubbles, birds-eye and cave views! View the map now!
Rules
- If you are brand new, you might notice that you cannot build. We do this so griefers cannot stop by and ruin your creations while nobody is looking. To get build rights, you may ask in the server with /helpop, or ask us to enable them for you.
- If you'd like more rights, and plan to stick around, register on the site, and send us your Minecraft name.
- We are currently PvE-only until the majority of SMP bugs are sorted out. Until then, ready your fortress and defenses!
- Refrain from griefing and please respect other player's areas. Feel free to build out in the open. If you plan to build close to populated areas, use the command /helpop to clear it with a mod. If you have big plans, run it past us to make sure you will have the required room!
- Utilize our kits mod to build your world, but never expect any freebies from admins or moderator -- this is survival multiplayer.
For details on how to use your commands once you've been cleared as a member, read on.
Community Server Features
- Reliable - 99.9% Uptime
- Fast - Professionally hosted by i3D.net, located in Dallas, Texas to ensure decent pings for all North American players.
- Interactive - Powered 24/7 by BC2CC, the admin tool developed by NMFP founder GEN3RIC, for i3D.net.
- Fun - BC2CC allows for fun and safe play on our BC2 server, even when there isn't an admin presence. Base-raping griefers don't stand a chance with base protection by BC2CC.
Fun Stuff
- Name and Shame - killing somebody in a strange or embarrassing way is rewarding, and the entire server will know it!
- Kill Streaks - kill streaks are displayed in chat but are reserved for only the elite -- 10 or better.
- End of round stats - displays the last kill, the furthest kill (and all sorts of related stats)
Rules
- Refrain from purposeful friendly fire. Admins don't need to be present for the server to deal with teamkilling.
- Stay clear of the opponent's base on Conquest maps. Don't shoot inward at helpless people, but this does not give you the right to camp in your own base and shoot out.
- If there is a dispute, use !calladmin [message] and they will sort it out for you.
Join the server at mc.nmfp.co!
Join the server at by searching NMFP in your BC2 server browser!